At every event I go to, I can’t help but think back to the days of elementary school when we were all taught to form a single line, standing perfectly straight behind the person in front us. Sometimes we got to stand against the wall but we weren’t allowed to put our backs on it, we just used it as a guide to line up our shoulders, using it as the example of how it should be when we didn’t have the luxury of the wall to help us. This procedure was taught early and we used it throughout our lives. That is, until we became adults. Now, when the airline folks continually repeat for the customers not line up until their row is called, it’s as if they’ve requested each person stand and move to the boarding area to wait for their row to be called. I understand being anxious about flying but the plane is not going to leave without you. And if you think about it, giving the pilots and airline staff a few extra minutes to go through their safety checks and make sure that your bags actually get onto the plane might not be such a bad thing. Then the next set of rows are called and each person pushes their way to the door having everything that we’ve learned over the years fall out of our heads. There is no line, no wall to use as a guide to line up against. So each person presses up against one another in a giant, filled in, V shape, scootching, scootching, uncomfortable, couples getting separated, scootching. I HATE IT! Why can’t we just get in line? Why is it so hard? I blame it on the men. Why? Because there’s always a line to the women’s restroom and THERE’S A LINE! We obviously know how to do it! Get in line!